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antiGUY gives his
top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing
is sacred to antiGUY
Top 5 Misnamed
Songs
I was watching a Twilight Zone repeat and
the thought occurred to me, “What if we lived in an alternate universe
where song lyrics were more true to life. The first silly thought that
popped into my head was in that universe Pete Townshend and Michael Jackson
could team up for a duet of “To All The Girls I Loved Before” except in
this universe it would be “To All The Kids I Loved Before”.
Then random song titled ran through my
head and that’s where this list comes from. The five that I thought were
the best. So enjoy. (Note: Kelly Osbourne was not included because
her song “Shut Up” was actually titled perfectly except it should be called
“(Why Don’t I) Shut Up?”)
Top 5 Misnamed
Songs
5) Limp Bizkit’s “Nobody Like You” would
be “Nobody Likes Fred”
4) Avril’s “Complicated” would be “Constipated”.
3) The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
would be “Won’t View Porn Again”
2) R.Kelly’s “Looking For Love” would
be “Looking For Love at the Jr. High School”.
1) George Michaels and Elton John’s
duet of “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me” would be “Please, Let Your Son
Go Down On Me.”
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