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Top 5 worst vocalist
With music, you either like it or you don't.
That's true, there are scores of artists I can't stand but I wouldn't call
them talentless; Their music just doesn't do it for me for various reasons.
But there are those who despite vast shortcomings in the talent department
manage to break into the music business and actually find some success.
Different people have different preferences, some people zoom in on guitars,
some on the rhythm, for me it has always been the vocals. A band can have
the most amazing musicians in the world but put a poor vocalist in front
of them, then you lost me. So this month, I thought we should take a look
at some of music's weakest vocalist. People that just don't measure up
to their contemporaries. You notice I didn't say singers because I don't
feel these people qualify for that esteemed title.
5. Darius " Monotone" Rucker from
Hootie and the Blowfish - He wouldn't be so bad if he
could sing more than two notes.
4. Macy "Gravel Throat" Gray -
I
don't get it, she sounds like she has spent the past 20 years downing a
fifth of Jack and smoking 3 packs a day.
3. Fred "I love myself" Durst
from
Limp Bizkit - Fred can come close to singing when
he wants to, the problem is he never wants to.
2. Missy "Da Rap Dat Don't Flow Yo!"
Elliot - This women baffles me, how in the hell did
she get a record contract? She can't rap, she doesn't know how to rhyme
(ending every other line with "Yo!" or the same word doesn't count) and
God knows it's not her sex appeal. I'm not a rap fan but even I can see
she gives the whole genre a big black eye. PS Lack of talent does not make
you innovative! She should stick to producing other artists.
And the number one worst vocalist
Courtney "Ono" Love-
Not since Yoko Ono has a voice been unleashed on the public that utterly
assaults the eardrums to the point of bleeding, where you would happily
end your life to make it stop. I give Courtney props for some of her anti
Major Label stances and acting ability but she can't sing to save her life.
I don't ask much, but she should at least try and sing in key.
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