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This Months Top 5 

Top 5 ways to win a Grammy

The Grammy nominees have been announced once again and this year's crop of awards look about as bogus as Rolling Stone Magazine's picks for the best of the year. At least last year Santana dominated over the boy bands. But this year isn't looking too promising, despite the welcome absence of Rosie "I want my face on everything" O'Donnell.  With Eminem up for album of the year, Sisqo's "Thong Song" and the Baha Men's "Who let the dog out" both nominated and Paul McCartney up for an award in Alternative music, you have to wonder what in the hell has happened to the music industry? Is it time to start putting chlorine in the gene pool?

Top 5 ways to win a Grammy

5) Call yourself Sting, U2 or Paul Simon (All three could put out an album of farm animal sounds and get nominated)

4) Lip sync (Milli Vanilla) or N Sync. Ever wonder why they rhyme? Maybe it's because they are both scams!

3) Make a stupid song with dog barks in it or sing about women's underwear (Baha Men and Sisqo)

2) Sing teen pop songs that will be forgotten in a couple of years. Let's not forget that the song must be written by someone else, you can not know how to play a musical instrument and you learn all of your dance moves from a choreographer.

Number one way to win a grammy

Be a white rapper whose music broaches subjects like raping your mother, bashing homosexuals and disrespecting women
 

To close let us hope that a future qualification doesn't include rhyming nookie with cookie! -aG