It's not easy being a Tool fan these days. Every time we think we're about to get a new album, Maynard does an interview and makes it sound like it's not even close. It's tough for all of us, but, apparently, Hitler is taking it the hardest.

Who knew that Hitler was even a Tool fan… and not just any fan, one of at least five in his crew that can accurately air drum to 'Lateralus.' And we thought we'd never find any common ground with, arguably, the worst person in the history of the world. Honestly though, he asks some valid questions and mirrors the frustration of every Tool fan.