We received this announcement and just couldn't resist: So you're one of those who couldn't wait to grip the new iPhone before the second generation came out (ignoring Apple's general track record of not getting it right until G2 or later), and now you have a semi-functioning smartphone... with the possibility of getting a case, so your semi-functioning smartphone won't break any further. A bummer, yes, but San Francisco's Stripmall Architecture are here to make some lemonade. The group is pleased to announce the Stripmall Architecture iPhone 4 Trade In Program, whereby you can replace your flawed mobile phone with a pristine, fully-functional copy of our their newest release Feathersongs For Factory Girls album. Why? Apple claims to 'care' about its customers. Maybe. Well, we're willing to put our music where your ears are by going right ahead and giving you something useful (new music, yay!) for something useless (that iPhone4 that has been doing nothing but frustrating you for the last few weeks).
How? Simply contact us at altruism@stripmallarchitecture.com with the subject line "PLEASE, SMA, TAKE MY PHONE BEFORE I HURT SOMEONE." Our team of crack customer-care experts will help you set up the exchange as well as working through any psychological issues that may linger from your brief time as an iPhone4 'victim.'
Further Support? They hosted a live therapy session on Sat, (July 17) at MilkBar in San Francisco to help you bring closure to this brief hiccup on your otherwise smooth road to happiness, the American Dream, etc etc. Attendees were encouraged to throw their iPhones directly onto the stage in lieu of panties, brassieres and small animals.
In Closing
Stripmall Architecture aspires to the highest-level of customer satisfaction. Thank you for your continued support. The consumer is always right.
