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Ugliest Rappers of All Time

07/24/2009
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(MTV) Spike.com Presents "The Top 10 Ugliest Rappers of All Time", here is a little taste: Since the birth of hip-hop, MCs have always tried to make themselves out to be perfect beings with no flaws in sight. This can be easily achieved on wax with some cocky lyrical content and a nasty hook, but the game kinda changes when you finally get a hard look at the real life mortal being in all their natural glory.

10. Jay-Z: From the lips to his all-natural prize fighter-like nose, Jay-Z has never been equipped with the dashing good looks he portrays himself as having in his music. I think the most annoying aspect of Jay has to be his unbelievably large ego. I do understand rappers try to live out the lifestyles that they write about, but this man's head has gotten a little too big for his Yankees hat in recent years. Dating Beyonce has no doubt added to this self-admiration and his increasing large bankroll is also to blame, but he needs to realize that he's not as flawless as his apartheid diamond ring. Get over yourself, Mr. Carter. Hot women only date you because you made "Hard Knock Life" and "Big Pimpin'."

9. ICP: Even though they always have a ton of makeup on, it's no mystery that not-so-attractive Detroit dudes reside underneath Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope's goofy ICP paint. Although if I am putting these two on this list because of their appearance as rappers, I have no choice but to make my assessment based purely on how they look as hip-hop/rap artists. So with that said, these two are straight up rugged-ass fools. I'm sure they get trim by the truckload, but we can go ahead and assume that J and Dope only have sex with Juggalettes instead of normal women. Have you ever seen a Juggalette by the way? You might as well bang a crackwhore on Skid Row. I can at least guarantee they'll have better music taste.

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