Boyband Mastermind Gets 25 Years in Prison - A Top Story This Week
05/25/2008
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Boyband Mastermind Gets 25 Years in Prison was a top story for this week. Here it is again: (Hecklerspray) The world may go through some difficult changes in the next 25 years, but at least Lou Pearlman won't give us any more crappy boybands.That's because Lou Pearlman has just been sentenced to 25 years in jail after being found guilty of conspiracy, money laundering and various other dodgy white-collar crap. Ironically, though, Lou Pearlman only got six months in jail for committing those crimes - the other 24.5 years were a punishment for inventing 'N Sync. Oh, we're just kidding. Being the mastermind behind the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync didn't affect Lou Pearlman's sentence at all. He got given such a long sentence because he's fat and creepy-looking. And you're next, Santa! - more on this story
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