Miley Cyrus Condoms?
07/30/2008
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(antiMusic) Miley Cyrus has the No 1 album in the country [see story later in today's report], so why wouldn't a condom company jump on her bandwagon? Hecklerspray have the story: Companies hitching their wagon to a prominent celebrity in order to get themselves noticed is nothing new. Most times it fails miserably - what's that Dr Pepper? Everyone gets a free can when Guns N' Roses release their new album? But this hasn't stopped LifeStyles Condoms from having a bash - the company has apparently offered Miley Cyrus $1 million to become the company's spokeswoman.OK, maybe 'offered' is a strong word. Chances are that it actually just stuck a pin in the internet, found the least appropriate possible candidate for a condom spokeswoman and bashed out a quick press release that mentioned Miley Cyrus a lot in the cynical hope that bored bloggers would pick up on it because it's a quiet news day. Well, it worked. Congratulations LifeStyles Condoms, it worked. Just don't expect Miley Cyrus to be so quick to bite, partly because she's too busy apologising for things we don't understand, but mostly because you haven't actually asked her yet have you? Idiots. - more on this story 
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