(antiMusic) For the five readers that might actually care about this, we have a list of who won what at the 50th annual Grammy Awards on Sunday night. (Most of the awards are included).We know you're itching to find out who took the nod for best Polka Album and other assorted genres still celebrated by the antiquated music awards ceremony (they still call it "record of the year after all) but have been ignored by the masses for the past 40 years, but we can tell you that Amy Winhouse, Kanye West and Bruce Springsteen were the very predictable big winners on Sunday night.
The strangest pick of the evening was the Album of the Year nod, which went to Herbie Hancock. Props to Herbie but the best album of the year? It's also interesting to see that the Foo Fighters are now "hard rock." Maybe they are hard to the geriatric "academy" voters, but at least they gave the metal award to a metal band this year (Slayer). Now with that said, here are the Grammy "winners":
Album of the Year: "River: The Joni Letters," Herbie Hancock.
Record of the Year - "Rehab," Amy Winehouse
Song of the Year - "Rehab," Amy Winehouse
New Artist - Amy Winehouse.
Alternative Music Album - "Icky Thump," The White Stripes.
Rock Song - "Radio Nowhere," Bruce Springsteen, songwriter (Bruce Springsteen).
Solo Rock Vocal Performance - "Radio Nowhere," Bruce Springsteen.
Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals - "Icky Thump," The White Stripes.
Hard Rock Performance - "The Pretender," Foo Fighters.
Metal Performance - "Final Six," Slayer.
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical - Mark Ronson.
Pop Vocal Album - "Back to Black," Amy Winehouse.
Female Pop Vocal Performance - "Rehab," Amy Winehouse.
Male Pop Vocal Performance - "What Goes Around...Comes Around," Justin Timberlake.
Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals - "Makes Me Wonder," Maroon 5.
Pop Collaboration With Vocals - "Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)," Robert Plant & Alison Krauss.
Pop Instrumental Album - "The Mix-Up," Beastie Boys.
Pop Instrumental Performance - "One Week Last Summer," Joni Mitchell.
Traditional Pop Vocal Album - "Call Me Irresponsible," Michael Buble.
Rock Instrumental Performance - "Once Upon a Time in The West," Bruce Springsteen.
Rap Solo Performance - "Stronger," Kanye West.
Rap Performance by a Duo or Group - "Southside," Common, featuring Kanye West.
Rap Song - "Good Life," Aldrin Davis, Mike Dean, Faheem Najm & Kanye West, songwriters (J. Ingram & Q. Jones, songwriters) (Kanye West Featuring T-Pain).
Country Song - "Before He Cheats," Josh Kear & Chris Tompkins, songwriters (Carrie Underwood).
Female Country Vocal Performance - "Before He Cheats," Carrie Underwood.
Male Country Vocal Performance - "Stupid Boy," Keith Urban.
Country Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals - "How Long," Eagles.
Country Collaboration With Vocals - "Lost Highway," Willie Nelson & Ray Price.
Country Instrumental Performance - "Throttleneck," Brad Paisley.
R&B Album - "Funk This," Chaka Khan.
R&B Song - "No One," Dirty Harry, Kerry Brothers & Alicia Keys, songwriters (Alicia Keys).
Contemporary R&B Album - "Because of You," Ne-Yo.
Female R&B Vocal Performance - Alicia Keys.
Male R&B Vocal Performance - "Future Baby Mama," Prince.
R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals - "Disrespectful," Chaka Khan, featuring Mary J. Blige.
Traditional R&B Vocal Performance - "In My Songs," Gerald Levert.
Urban/Alternative Performance - "Daydreamin'," Lupe Fiasco, featuring Jill Scott.
Dance Recording - "LoveStoned/I Think She Knows," Justin Timberlake, Nate (Danja) Hills, Timbaland & Justin Timberlake, producers; Jimmy Douglass & Timbaland, mixers.
Electronic/Dance Album - "We Are the Night," The Chemical Brothers.
Bluegrass Album - "The Bluegrass Diaries," Jim Lauderdale.
Traditional Blues Album - "Last of the Great Mississippi Delta Bluesmen - Live In Dallas," Henry James Townsend, Joe Willie "Pinetop" Perkins, Robert Lockwood Jr. & David "Honeyboy" Edwards.
Contemporary Blues Album - "The Road to Escondido," JJ Cale & Eric Clapton.
New Age Album - "Crestone," Paul Winter Consort.
Contemporary Jazz Album - "River - The Joni Letters," Herbie Hancock.
Jazz Vocal Album - "Avant Gershwin," Patti Austin.
Jazz Instrumental Solo - "Anagram," Michael Brecker, soloist.
Jazz Instrumental Album, Individual or Group - "Pilgrimage," Michael Brecker.
Large Jazz Ensemble Album - "A Tale of God's Will (A Requiem for Katrina)," Terence Blanchard.
Traditional Folk Album - "Dirt Farmer," Levon Helm.
Contemporary Folk/Americana Album - "Washington Square Serenade," Steve Earle.
Native American Music Album - "Totemic Flute Chants," Johnny Whitehorse.
Hawaiian Music Album - "Treasures of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar," Various Artists, Daniel Ho, George Kahumoku Jr., Paul Konwiser & Wayne Wong, producers.
Zydeco or Cajun Music Album - "Live! Worldwide," Terrance Simien & The Zydeco Experience.
Reggae - "Mind Control," Stephen Marley.
Traditional World Music Album - "African Spirit," Soweto Gospel Choir.
Contemporary World Music Album - "Djin Djin," Angelique Kidjo.
Polka Album - "Come Share the Wine," Jimmy Sturr and His Orchestra.
Gospel Performance - "Blessed & Highly Favored," The Clark Sisters; "Never Gonna Break My Faith," Aretha Franklin & Mary J. Blige (Featuring The Harlem Boys Choir). (Tie.)
Gospel Song - "Blessed & Highly Favored," Karen Clark-Sheard, songwriter (The Clark Sisters).
Rock or Rap Gospel Album - "Before the Daylight's Shot," Ashley Cleveland.
Pop/Contemporary Gospel Album - "A Deeper Level," Israel and New Breed.
Southern, Country or Bluegrass Gospel Album - "Salt of the Earth," Ricky Skaggs & The Whites.
Traditional Gospel Album - "Live — One Last Time," The Clark Sisters.
Contemporary R&B Gospel Album - "Free to Worship," Fred Hammond.
Compilation Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media - Love (The Beatles) George Martin & Giles Martin, producers (Apple Records/Capitol Records).
Score Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media - "Ratatouille," Michael Giacchino, composer.
Song Written for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media - "Love You I Do (From Dreamgirls)," Siedah Garrett & Henry Krieger, songwriters (Jennifer Hudson).
Musical Show Album - "Spring Awakening," Duncan Sheik, producer; Duncan Sheik, composer; Steven Sater, lyricist (Original Broadway Cast With Jonathan Groff, Lea Michele & Others).
Instrumental Composition - "Cerulean Skies," Maria Schneider, composer (Maria Schneider Orchestra).
Instrumental Arrangement - "In a Silent Way," Vince Mendoza, arranger (Joe Zawinul).
Instrumental Arrangement Accompanying Vocalist(s) - "I'm Gonna Live Till I Die," John Clayton, arranger (Queen Latifah).
Engineered Album, Non-Classical - "Beauty & Crime," Tchad Blake, Cameron Craig, Emery Dobyns & Jimmy Hogarth, engineers (Suzanne Vega).
Remixed Recording, Non-Classical - "Bring the Noise (Benny Benassi Sfaction Remix)," Benny Benassi, remixer (Public Enemy).
Surround Sound - "Love," Paul Hicks, surround mix engineer; Tim Young, surround mastering engineer; George Martin & Giles Martin, surround producers (The Beatles).
Short Form Music Video - "God's Gonna Cut You Down," Johnny Cash.
Long Form Music Video - "The Confessions Tour," Madonna.
Recording Package - "Cassadaga," Zachary Nipper, art director (Bright Eyes).
Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package - "What It Is! - Funky Soul and Rare Grooves (1967-1977)," Masaki Koike, art director.
Album Notes - "John Work, III - Recording Black Culture," Bruce Nemerov, album notes writer.
Historical Album - "The Live Wire — Woody Guthrie in Performance 1949," Nora Guthrie & Jorge Arevalo Mateus, compilation producers; Jamie Howarth, Steve Rosenthal, Warren Russell-Smith & Dr. Kevin Short, mastering engineers (Woody Guthrie).