Wentz Won't Whore Baby Photos
12/15/2008
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(Hecklerspray) Everyone wants to see Bronx Mowgli Wentz because if the face matches the name then that's one ugly baby.But cool your jets, world. Pete Wentz doesn't roll like those other celebrity idiots. True, he does roll like those other celebrity idiots in that he's got a stupid haircut, a humiliatingly-named baby and he married one of the Simpson girls without really thinking it through first, but Pete Wentz definitely isn't selling his baby photos to a magazine. Bronx Mowgli's just too precious for that. Plus it'll mean that now Pete'll make a crapload from selling the reality TV show rights. A crapload.... Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson, then, because they've decided not to sell pictures of their baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz to the highest bidder. - more on this story
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