Ashlee Simpson Impregnated by Cheeseburger?
04/25/2008
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(antiMusic) It was a pretty slow news day and we couldn't pass up on this piece of Hecklerspray humor: Even though most people wouldn't even give a soggy fart about Ashlee Simpson's unborn baby even if was 300 feet tall and had lasers for eyes, it hasn't stopped Ashlee Simpson from going on TV and being all like 'maybe I am, maybe I'm not' some more in the vain hope that all this pointless teasing will sell some more copies of her album.Ashlee Simpson made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Could Ellen finally uncover the truth about Ashlee Simpson's ovaries, or would it just be another lame excuse for Ashlee Simpson to try and whip up public speculation so she could get in more magazines than she already is? You have a guess. People reports: When asked directly, "Are you or are you not pregnant?" Simpson demurred: "Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss." She then skillfully changed the subject. "Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?" she asked the audience, standing up to show her still-slim figure. "Because I don't think I do." - more on this story 
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