On Second Thought!
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Three
Days Grace
by Jizzy Stradlin
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Welcome to On Second
Thought, a series where we dispel the age old wisdom that you don't get
a second chance to make a first impression. Or at least that people can
change their mind about music that once thought was crap!
Three
Days Grace
Label: Jive
Records
The name of this band is horrible. That's
the first line of my review because that was my first thought when I heard
of this band. It sounds too much like 3 Doors Down and that's never a good
thing.
My second impression was how much I loathed
and reviled their first single. Absolute crap. You know the song I'm talking
about. It's called "I Hate Everything About You". Actually I think the
working title was "I Hate Everything About This Lame Song". I remember
being at my pal Trixie's house and her 13 year old kids were running around
singing this garbage song over and over. I considered breaking my Michelob
Light bottle and using the glass to slice my nuts***. Oh and the band had
"cute" trendy mohawks in that video also. Wonderful. Needless to say, I
filed this band under "MTV Shite" immediately.
A few months later, I remember hearing
a monster guitar riff from a song on the radio. It turned out to be their
second single "Just Like You". Luckily, I had a pocketful of money that
day. You see, I was headed to Video MaXXX to get my monthly fix of Chasey
Lain and Sydnee Steele videos.
Sadly, they were closed. Instead, I went
across the street to Best Buy and bought this Three Days Grace CD on the
strength of their 2nd single. (Oh and I also bought the "Hardbodied Chicks
Vol. 4" DVD but that's for another review.) As for the Three Days Grace,
I wasn't totally impressed from the first listen. I probably didn't give
them a chance because I didn't really want to like them. I even did a review
for a local paper where I basically powerbombed the CD through a flaming
table. After a few more listens, I regretted that review....BIG TIME.
OK, now I'm FINALLY gonna do a song by
song review of this thing. By the way, why are you even still reading my
long-winded ramblings? Go read something Keavin Wiggins wrote for gods
sake. At least his s*** is coherent and makes sense. Alright, the CD kicks
off with "Burn" and it starts out with...... FUZZ!!!!!!!! That's right,
some exciting fuzz sounds for the first 30 seconds. Just when you're ready
to fast-forward through, Soundgarden starts playing. Well not literally,
but the Soundgarden influence is the first thing I notice when this song
fires off. (Oh and by the way kiddies, it's a GOOD thing to sound like
Soundgarden.) Wait though, then they kick it up another notch....and another!
Indeed the first 30 seconds of jamming lets you know real quick that this
band can get heavy duty when they want to. The lyrics could be better in
this song, but the sheer power of the guitars make up for it. Great opener.
Next up is "Just Like You" and just like
you, I've heard this song a million times and I don't feel like talking
about it. Killer guitars. Very catchy. The 3rd track is "I Hate Everything
About You" and I'll get a migraine if I try to review this rubbish.
Now we get to their current single "Home"
and this song rocks. It rocked the first time I heard it and it still rocks.
Great vocals, grinding guitars, catchy lyrics. (NOTE TO GARAGE BANDS :
Wanna get famous? This is your blueprint. Unfortunately, you're probably
not good enough to play this stuff jabroni.)
The following song "Scared" is the type
of song you won't really notice on the first couple of listens, but by
the 3rd listen you'll be singing along with the chorus like a deaf banshee.
Then we come to my favorite on the album,
"Let You Down". Geez, how do I describe this one? OK here goes : khyggftftrdhre.
Got that?? See what happened was there are so many good things here my
fingers went silly on the keyboard. I don't know where to start. This song
is "dark". I don't mean dark like "Satan Rules, Kill Everybody"....I mean
dark like spooky sounding but it still makes sense. Also, as with every
other song on the album, the guitars will punch you in the Adams apple
in certain parts. Above all though, this song shows off the bands biggest
strength: ADAM GONTIER!!!!
Now you're probably saying "Who the frig
is Adam Gontier? What a generic name". Well he is the lead singer and yes,
his name is generic sounding. Seriously though, this dude is good. I've
always said a top-notch vocalist can make a good band great, and that is
the case here. In this song, he changes his voice a few different times.
He goes from singing cleanly to sounding almost demented in some parts.
Listen to it and you'll see what I'm talking about. Great song that shows
every strength of the band.
"Now Or Never" is another one with a chorus
you'll be singing along with easily. Good song, but "Let You Down" is a
hard song to follow. The next song, "Born Like This," leads me to
believe that the other tracks must have been a warm-up for Gontier on vocals.
He pulls out all the stops here. Singing, screaming, and even growling.
The band sounds heavy and tight.
The band hit another high point with the
next track "Drown". This is a very close 2nd for my favorite song here.
Again, bits of the Soundgarden darkness are very evident here. The best
way to describe this song is just bleak and hopeless. I really don't know
another way to put it. Certain vocals here even venture into Alice In Chains
darkness. Oh and listen for that crushing guitar every few seconds during
the verses. If you're gonna download only one song to check out this band,
download this one. The song as a whole isn't perfect, but certain parts
are beyond perfect.
That brings us to track 10, a song called
"Wake Up". This is a weird one because the verses aren't memorable at all,
but it is IMPOSSIBLE not to sing along with the chorus. Oh you don't believe
me? Give it a try sizzle-chest. Listen to this song 3 or 4 times and try
to NOT sing along when the "Wake Up..." chorus starts. This song could
go to number 1 on rock radio without a doubt. Catchiest chorus you'll ever
hear.
Tracks 11 and 12 are "filler" and don't
deserve my review. I'm not even gonna mention the titles because they simply
shouldn't be on the album. They just don't stand up to the other material
here.
Well Jesus, that review was longer than
Tommy Lee's foot. Let me say that if you only like bands that growl in
every song, you WILL NOT like this. Avoid it like Motley Crue's new tour.
On the other hand, if you like heavy guitars with songs that actually make
sense, then give this album a try. Use the 3 spin rule: Listen to it 3
times and I guarantee you'll already have some lyrics memorized.
Is it Appetite For Destruction??
HELL NO......Is it Rubber Soul?? ARE YOU HIGH?? I'll tell you what
it is. It's a damn good rock album by a band that most people won't even
give a chance. That's why I chose this for my first review. It's too easy
to group this band with other current radio bands. Actually most current
bands WISH they had this talent. In closing let me say that this band has
the secret ingredient that most bands dream of: The Perfect Vocalist. Listen
to this guy and listen to his band. You might as well because I guarantee
they're gonna be around for a while. They live up to the hype. No, scratch
that, they SURPASS the hype.
- Jizzy Stradlin
CD Info and Links
Tracks:
Burn
Just Like You
I Hate Everything About You
Home
Scared
Let You Down
Now Or Never
Born Like This
Drown
Wake Up
Take Me Under
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